Upon reading that the Government is going to tax the middle classes out of existence and stop child benefit for those earning more than a Dustman. The Middle classes are planning all-out passive aggression if the Government take away all the nice things they like.
Jane Johnston a staff nurse from India said, “I’ve decided to stop drinking Evian (not because I saw it’s reflection in the mirror, come on think about it now) but because I’ve made up my mind to drink unfiltered tap water with all it’s nitrates, this makes me a bit like a potential suicide bomber.
Recommendations are as follows: cancel the Guardian, sell the Volvo, stop eating Couscous, destroy the compost heap, and send the children to operate the abandoned tin mines in Cornwall.
Children would no longer be considered a long term investment and should be moved to the work house to toil along with the genuine, working classes.
An alternative to this would be to sell the children to the highest bidder. Several children have already been put up for sale at the local estate agents.
Thirteen year old Porcha Potts is for sale on lease hold, she a happy go lucky little girl and comes with her own Trombone. She’d be an excellent choice for a working pair of Yuppies and doesn’t need too much money spent on her teeth, also her sister Pacifica is a superb choice for a retired couple who wants to have another go at being parents.
Bob Growne from NUTD thinks it might be a good idea to go back to being working class even though it means returning to having sexual appetite of a crazed monkey and will shag anything that moves. Despite the drawbacks it will be nice to start earning a proper living, even though it will mean, not being able to organise a piss-up in a brewery, having lost the fringe benefits of nepotism that goes with middle England.
In the future to curtail people from aspiring to be middle class it will now be renamed the class of mediocrity.
K.M.
Jane Johnston a staff nurse from India said, “I’ve decided to stop drinking Evian (not because I saw it’s reflection in the mirror, come on think about it now) but because I’ve made up my mind to drink unfiltered tap water with all it’s nitrates, this makes me a bit like a potential suicide bomber.
Recommendations are as follows: cancel the Guardian, sell the Volvo, stop eating Couscous, destroy the compost heap, and send the children to operate the abandoned tin mines in Cornwall.
Children would no longer be considered a long term investment and should be moved to the work house to toil along with the genuine, working classes.
An alternative to this would be to sell the children to the highest bidder. Several children have already been put up for sale at the local estate agents.
Thirteen year old Porcha Potts is for sale on lease hold, she a happy go lucky little girl and comes with her own Trombone. She’d be an excellent choice for a working pair of Yuppies and doesn’t need too much money spent on her teeth, also her sister Pacifica is a superb choice for a retired couple who wants to have another go at being parents.
Bob Growne from NUTD thinks it might be a good idea to go back to being working class even though it means returning to having sexual appetite of a crazed monkey and will shag anything that moves. Despite the drawbacks it will be nice to start earning a proper living, even though it will mean, not being able to organise a piss-up in a brewery, having lost the fringe benefits of nepotism that goes with middle England.
In the future to curtail people from aspiring to be middle class it will now be renamed the class of mediocrity.
K.M.
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